---

Panel 1:
SFX: Beep beep beep

Panel 2:
Kitsune phone operator: Hello, what is your emergency.

Panel 3:
Ran: There's a woman in her mid twenties with a severe wound to her left forearm--
Ran: Well, there's about to be.

Panel 4:
Kitsune phone operator: Excuse me?

Panel 5:
Ran: Technically there's a bite wound, but the arm is going to be severed below the elbow.

Panel 6:
Kitsune phone operator: Is this call a threat?!

Panel 7:
Ran: Just send an ambulance! The police!
Ran: Hell, send the godsdamned army!

Panel 8:
Ran (Narration): Now where would he keep the cutting board?
Ran (Narration): No, fuck him! He had puppeted zombies attack and bite me!

Panel 9:
Ran (Narration): I couldn't give a shit if I take a chunk out of the countertop!
SFX: Thwack!